Blaine was still Blaine Warbler.Santana’s self acceptance was taken seriouslyThe Finchel relationships had standardsQuinn was in itBlaine was older than KurtBurt’s sex talkBrittana was taken seriouslyZises‘The Sue Sylvester Shuffle’ to ‘Original Song’; this is what Glee is to me.
ValerieLandslideAin’t No WaySongbirdBalance of comedy and drama
The bully whips
"Hi everyone! I’m Kurt Hummel. Welcome to another episode of Simply Delicious. Please welcome my special guest for today: singer, songwriter, actress, and my very good friend, Santana Lopez."
"Well, I wouldn’t say very good friend…”
“Shut it. Today, we’re going to learn how to make a kid-friendly version of paella, for all those precocious little tykes like I was, who just can’t seem to resist trying out a new recipe in the kitchen.”
"Yes, because that’s something I’m sure everyone can relate to.”
"Isn’t she charming, folks? Now, the meat in our dish today is chicken, because it’s easy to find and easy to cook compared with other meats. Santana, can you explain why we might not want to experiment with seafood on our first try?"
"I don’t know Kurt, I think everyone should try out the taste of fish if they get the opportunity. See how they like it.”
"I mean, we all know how you feel about cock, but -"
"Santana Lopez everyone!"
“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”
Naya and Heather signing their favorite book for christmas ( 2010 )
To anyone who doesn’t think that America’s justice system isn’t corrupt and racist, look no further than these two headlines from this week.
Pretty stark parallel when laid out side by side.“But racism is over since Obama got elected!” Yeah. Right.
Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never